Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "sic transit discus mundi" (From the \ | System Administrator's Guide, by Lars | \ Wirzenius) / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;