Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Two friends were out drinking when \ | suddenly one lurched backward off his | | barstool and lay motionless on the | | floor. | | | | "One thing about Jim," the other said | | to the bartender, "he sure knows when | \ to stop." / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;