Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Television is now so desperately hungry \ | for material that it is scraping the | | top of the barrel. | | | \ -- Gore Vidal / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;