Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Does she think we just want to sit \ | around painting debian swirls on our | | toenails? | | | | -- Erinn Clark, referring to the | \ Debian-women project / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;