Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / All possibility of understanding is \ | rooted in the ability to say no. | | | \ -- Susan Sontag / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;