Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic \ | Government: | | | | No man's life, liberty, or property are | | safe while the | | | \ legislature is in session. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;