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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  So Richard and I decided to try to     \
| catch [the small shark]. With a great   |
| deal of strategy and effort and         |
| shouting, we managed to maneuver the    |
| shark, over the course of about a       |
| half-hour, to a sort of corner of the   |
| lagoon, so that it had no way to escape |
| other than to flop up onto the land and |
| evolve. Richard and I were inching      |
| toward it, sort of crouched over, when  |
| all of a sudden it turned around and -- |
| I can still remember the sensation I    |
| felt at that moment, primarily in the   |
| armpit area -- headed right straight    |
| toward us.                              |
|                                         |
| Many people would have panicked at this |
| point. But Richard and I were not "many |
| people." We were experienced waders,    |
| and we kept our heads. We did exactly   |
| what the textbook says you should do    |
| when you're unarmed and a shark that is |
| nearly two feet long turns on you in    |
| water up to your lower calves: We       |
| sprinted I would say 600 yards in the   |
| opposite direction, using a sprinting   |
| style such that the bottoms of our feet |
| never once went below the surface of    |
| the water. We ran all the way to the    |
| far shore, and if we had been in a      |
| Warner Brothers cartoon we would have   |
| run right INTO the beach, and you would |
| have seen these two mounds of sand      |
| racing across the island until they     |
| bonked into trees and coconuts fell     |
| onto their heads.                       |
|                                         |
| -- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks   |
\ on TV"                                  /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;