Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Chamberlain's Laws: \ | | | (1) The big guys always win. | | | | (2) Everything tastes more or less like | \ chicken. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;