Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / nolo contendere: \ | | | A legal term meaning: "I didn't do it, | | judge, and I'll never do | | | \ it again." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;