Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________ / "You know, of course, that the \ | Tasmanians, who never committed | | adultery, are now extinct." | | | \ -- M. Somerset Maugham / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;