Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "When the hopes of hundreds of millions \ | are at stake, thinking things | | | | through is not just good intellectual | | practice. It is a moral duty." | | | | -- Paul Krugman, "In Praise of Cheap | \ Labor" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;