Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / As failures go, attempting to recall \ | the past is like trying to grasp the | | meaning of existence. Both make one | | feel like a baby clutching at a | | basketball: one's palms keep sliding | | off. | | | \ -- Joseph Brodsky / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;