Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Caveats: it's GNOME, be afraid, be very \ | afraid of the Depends line | | | \ -- James Troup / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;