Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There are three reasons for becoming a \ | writer: the first is that you need the | | money; the second that you have | | something to say that you think the | | world should know; the third is that | | you can't think what to do with the | | long winter evenings. | | | \ -- Quentin Crisp / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;