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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 ________________________________________
/ Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of  \
| string asked for a beer.               |
|                                        |
| "Wait a minute. Aren't you a string?"  |
|                                        |
| "Well, yes, I am."                     |
|                                        |
| "Sorry. We don't serve strings here."  |
|                                        |
| The determined string left the bar and |
| stopped a passer-by. "Excuse, me," it  |
| said, "would you shred my ends and tie |
| me up like a pretzel?" The passer-by   |
| obliged, and the string re-entered the |
| bar. "May I have a beer, please?" it   |
| asked the bartender.                   |
|                                        |
| The barkeep set a beer in front of the |
| string, then suddenly stopped. "Hey,   |
| aren't you the string I just threw out |
| of here?"                              |
|                                        |
\ "No, I'm a frayed knot."               /
 ----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;