Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of \ | string asked for a beer. | | | | "Wait a minute. Aren't you a string?" | | | | "Well, yes, I am." | | | | "Sorry. We don't serve strings here." | | | | The determined string left the bar and | | stopped a passer-by. "Excuse, me," it | | said, "would you shred my ends and tie | | me up like a pretzel?" The passer-by | | obliged, and the string re-entered the | | bar. "May I have a beer, please?" it | | asked the bartender. | | | | The barkeep set a beer in front of the | | string, then suddenly stopped. "Hey, | | aren't you the string I just threw out | | of here?" | | | \ "No, I'm a frayed knot." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;