Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Nietzsche says that we will live the \ | same life, over and over again. God -- | | I'll have to sit through the Ice | | Capades again." | | | | -- Woody Allen's character in "Hannah | \ and Her Sisters" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;