Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Many people are desperately looking for \ | some wise advice which will recommend | \ that they do what they want to do. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;