Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: What do you get when you cross a \ | mobster with an international standard? | | A: You get someone who makes you an | \ offer that you can't understand! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;