Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / <-- Overfiend has quit ("venturing \ | forth to destroy strange new | | | | worlds, and eat life and new | \ civilizations") / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;