Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I might have gone to West Point, but I \ | was too proud to speak to a | | congressman. | | | \ -- Will Rogers / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;