Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / To spot the expert, pick the one who \ | predicts the job will take the longest | \ and cost the most. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;