Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The only thing that experience teaches \ | us is that experience teaches us | | nothing. | | | \ -- Andre Maurois (Emile Herzog) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;