Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "What is the Nature of God?" \ | | | CLICK...CLICK...WHIRRR...CLICK...=BEEP! | | = | | | | 1 QT. SOUR CREAM | | | | 1 TSP. SAUERKRAUT | | | | 1/2 CUT CHIVES. | | | | STIR AND SPRINKLE WITH BACON BITS. | | | | "I've just GOT to start labeling my | | software..." | | | \ -- Bloom County / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;