Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It is undignified for a woman to play \ | servant to a man who is not hers. | | | \ -- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;