Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Even the clearest and most perfect \ | circumstantial evidence is likely to be | | at fault, after all, and therefore | | ought to be received with great | | caution. Take the case of any pencil, | | sharpened by any woman; if you have | | witnesses, you will find she did it | | with a knife; but if you take simply | | the aspect of the pencil, you will say | | that she did it with her teeth. | | | | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's | \ Calendar" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;