Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Assassin moved quietly from roof to \ | roof until he was well away from the | | excitement around the Watch House. His | | movements could be called cat-like, | | except that he did not stop to spray | | urine up against things. | | | \ -- Terry Pratchett, "Night Watch" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;