Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / What kind of sordid business are you on \ | now? I mean, man, whither goest thou? | | Whither goest thou, America, in thy | | shiny car in the night? | | | \ -- Jack Kerouac / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;