UCLA Linux User Group. Free as in Freedom.

404 Not Found

Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ When I think about myself, I almost     \
| laugh myself to death, My life has been |
| one great big joke, Sixty years in      |
| these folks' world A dance that's       |
| walked The child I works for calls me   |
| girl A song that's spoke, I say "Yes    |
| ma'am" for working's sake. I laugh so   |
| hard I almost choke Too proud to bend   |
| When I think about myself. Too poor to  |
| break,                                  |
|                                         |
| I laugh until my stomach ache,          |
|                                         |
| When I think about myself. My folks can |
| make me split my side, I laughed so     |
| hard I nearly died, The tales they      |
| tell, sound just like lying, They grow  |
| the fruit, But eat the rind, I laugh    |
| until I start to crying, When I think   |
| about my folks.                         |
|                                         |
\ -- Maya Angelou                         /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;