Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When I think about myself, I almost \ | laugh myself to death, My life has been | | one great big joke, Sixty years in | | these folks' world A dance that's | | walked The child I works for calls me | | girl A song that's spoke, I say "Yes | | ma'am" for working's sake. I laugh so | | hard I almost choke Too proud to bend | | When I think about myself. Too poor to | | break, | | | | I laugh until my stomach ache, | | | | When I think about myself. My folks can | | make me split my side, I laughed so | | hard I nearly died, The tales they | | tell, sound just like lying, They grow | | the fruit, But eat the rind, I laugh | | until I start to crying, When I think | | about my folks. | | | \ -- Maya Angelou / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;