Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / On the other hand, life can be an \ | endless parade of TRANSSEXUAL QUILTING | | BEES aboard a cruise ship to | \ DISNEYWORLD if only we let it!! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;