Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Gil-galad was an Elven-king. Of him the \ | harpers sadly sing: the last whose | | realm was fair and free between the | | Mountains and the Sea. | | | | His sword was long, his lance was keen, | | his shining helm afar was seen; the | | countless stars of heaven's field were | | mirrored in his silver shield. | | | | But long ago he rode away, and where he | | dwelleth none can say; for into | | darkness fell his star in Mordor where | | the shadows are. | | | \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;