Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have \ | kids of your own." One of them said, | | "So will you." | | | \ -- Rodney Dangerfield / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;