Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There be sober men a'plenty, and \ | drunkards barely twenty; there are men | | of over ninety who have never yet | | kissed a girl. But give me the rambling | | rover, from Orkney down to Dover, we | | will roam the whole world over, and | | together we'll face the world. | | | \ -- Andy Stewart, "After the Hush" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;