Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I played lead guitar in a band called \ | The Federal Duck, which is the kind of | | name that was popular in the '60s as a | | result of controlled substances being | | in widespread use. Back then, there | | were no restrictions, in terms of | | talent, on who could make an album, so | | we made one, and it sounds like a group | | of people who have been given powerful | | but unfamiliar instruments as a therapy | | for a degenerative nerve disease. | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "The Snake" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;