Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is not that polar co-ordinates are \ | complicated, it is simply that | | cartesian co-ordinates are simpler than | | they have a right to be. | | | | -- Kleppner & Kolenhow, "An | \ Introduction to Mechanics" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;