Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I have yet to see any problem, however \ | complicated, which, when you looked at | | it in the right way, did not become | | still more complicated. | | | \ -- Poul Anderson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;