Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / That, that is, is. That, that is not, \ | is not. That, that is, is not that, | | that is not. That, that is not, is not | \ that, that is. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;