Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Real software engineers don't debug \ | programs, they verify correctness. This | | process doesn't necessarily involve | | execution of anything on a computer, | | except perhaps a Correctness | \ Verification Aid package. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;