Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is equally bad when one speeds on \ | the guest unwilling to go, and when he | | holds back one who is hastening. Rather | | one should befriend the guest who is | | there, but speed him when he wishes. | | | | -- Homer, "The Odyssey" | | | | [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data | | Structures", V4.4, when | | | \ referring to scheduling.] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;