Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The doctrine of human equality reposes \ | on this: that there is no man really | | clever who has not found that he is | | stupid. | | | \ -- Gilbert K. Chesterson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;