Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / First as to speech. That privilege \ | rests upon the premise that there is no | | proposition so uniformly acknowledged | | that it may not be lawfully challenged, | | questioned, and debated. It need not | | rest upon the further premise that | | there are no propositions that are not | | open to doubt; it is enough, even if | | there are, that in the end it is worse | | to suppress dissent than to run the | | risk of heresy. Hence it has been again | | and again unconditionally proclaimed | | that there are no limits to the | | privilege so far as words seek to | | affect only the hearers' beliefs and | | not their conduct. The trouble is that | | conduct is almost always based upon | | some belief, and that to change the | | hearer's belief will generally to some | | extent change his conduct, and may even | | evoke conduct that the law forbids. | | | | [cf. Learned Hand, The Spirit of | | Liberty, University of Chicago Press, | | 1952; The Art and Craft of Judging: The | | Decisions of Judge Learned Hand, edited | | and annotated by Hershel Shanks, The | \ MacMillian Company, 1968.] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;