Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The boy stood on the burning deck, \ | Eating peanuts by the peck. His father | | called him, but he could not go, For he | \ loved those peanuts so. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;