Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "To IBM, 'open' means there is a \ | modicum of interoperability among some | | of their equipment." | | | \ -- Harv Masterson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;