Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There are two types of Linux developers \ | - those who can spell, and those who | | can't. There is a constant pitched | | battle between the two. (From one of | | the post-1.1.54 kernel update messages | \ posted to c.o.l.a) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;