Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Training is everything. The peach was \ | once a bitter almond; cauliflower is | | nothing but cabbage with a college | | education. | | | | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's | \ Calendar" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;