Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Office Automation: \ | | | The use of computers to improve | | efficiency in the office | | | | by removing anyone you would want to | \ talk with over coffee. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;