Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Do not allow this language (Ada) in its \ | present state to be used in | | applications where reliability is | | critical, i.e., nuclear power stations, | | cruise missiles, early warning systems, | | anti-ballistic missile defense systems. | | The next rocket to go astray as a | | result of a programming language error | | may not be an exploratory space rocket | | on a harmless trip to Venus: It may be | | a nuclear warhead exploding over one of | | our cities. An unreliable programming | | language generating unreliable programs | | constitutes a far greater risk to our | | environment and to our society than | | unsafe cars, toxic pesticides, or | | accidents at nuclear power stations. | | | \ -- C. A. R. Hoare / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;