Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / That is the true season of love, when \ | we believe that we alone can love, that | | no one could have loved so before us, | | and that no one will love in the same | | way as us. | | | \ -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;