Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "I used to get high on life but lately | \ I've built up a resistance." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;