Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Well, hey, let's just make everything \ | into a closure, and then we'll have our | | general garbage collector, installed by | | "use less memory". | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710221744.KAA24484@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;