Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I just know I'm a better manager when I \ | have Joe DiMaggio in center field. | | | \ -- Casey Stengel / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;